A new library low

So the main computer area's totally filled up...for the first time EVER...so i'm shuffled off to this side room. I now sit RIGHT next to the unisex bathroom. I mean it's 4 feet to my right. I hear everything you can imagine hearing. And, wait, now SMELL, too. And the guy who just went in...the semi-slow youngish employee...proceeded to then have a cellphone chat while, I assume from the smell, on the bowl. With his unseen nag of a wife, i'm guessing. I know he's married from a previous insipid front desk loud cell chat over returning something for his daughter that doesn't fit to a Jersey City mall store. Um, THIS guy has SEX? Shoot me now. Am I just DESTINED to be put upon in EVERY situation I set foot in? This is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE. Can SOMEONE find me a FUCKING CORD!!!!!!