A very special FUCK YOU to the Hoboken Police Dept

So my car's dead. I put a note on it saying so, and when AAA will tow it. You think I DON'T get a ticket? What, pray tell, does one do in such a situation to AVOID a ticket? Should I have slept in the car overnight and totally dedicated my Tuesday to waiting for Mr. Traffic Cop to come by to give him an in-person demonstration of my key turning in the ignition and zippo happening? FUCK THEM. Yet another piece of life's bullshit. NOTHING is easy. NOWHERE can I find common sense and courtesy. So, once again, Hoboken Police Dept...GO FUCK YOURSELVES!