MOHAMMED and ABDULLAH

No, it's not a zany new fall sitcom that NBC's pinning its hopes on to turn around their badly bruised Thursday nights. Rather, they're the names of 2 guilty, er, I mean chief suspects in the Britain bomb plots. AND they're from JORDAN. Jesus, I just shit myself from complete shock! You mean, it wasn't a 70-year-old, gray-haired white woman named Margaret O'Donoghue? Or a 40-year-old Jew named Silverstein? You're telling me it's the SAME type of characters -- from looks to names to religious background -- who killed almost 3,000 people on September 11, 2001? Get the FUCK out of town!