The mood shifts...
So after successfully riding my "new" FREE bike for the first time (and wondering why I hadn't MONTHS ago, but that's another story...you live, you learn), putting in 2 hard hours of landscaping, enjoying four 7 oz. Heinekens while bullshitting with a good friend, making yet another financially savvy trip to ShopRite (one word: COINSTAR), finding $5 on the floor in the ice cream aisle (!!) IN said ShopRite, and relishing night TWO of Dipshit's unexpected absence...yes, after all that, I AM in a much, much better mood. Though I'm fucking exhausted. But what did I say about productivity resulting in a positive attitude shift, huh? Yes, I feel like collapsing, but it's been a VERY full day. Waiting out the thunderstorm in the car was even kinda fun. Now the trick...keep it going tomorrow!
posted by Gregoire at 8:59 PM
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LOL, do you ever worry when Dipshit unexpectedly goes missing for two nights in a row that he could have been abducted on his way home from work, hacked into tiny pieces, and stuffed into the corner of someone's coat closet? Or maybe someone's making a "woman suit" out of him a la Jame Gumb style as we speak. I truly do understand how annoying Dipshit is but isn't there just one single endearing quality in him that you could talk about? There's GOT to be something!!!
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