I killed a bird...but found $20! So what kind of luck do I have?
Hmm, what are these feathers strewn about the doormat of my parents' house? That's what I asked myself this morning as I stepped outside. It's like a bird had an "accident" nearby. Yet I only saw feathers. Was Tippi Hedren in the bushes? Flash forward a few hours to me finding a $20 bill in the Secaucus Best Buy parking lot. YAY!! Was this REALLY happening? I kept staring at the bill, expecting it to be an illusion. But it's a genuine TWENTY! Yeeeeehaaaaaaa!! As I always do when I find money, I scoured the immediate area for "companion" bills that may've blown by in the wind. No luck. THEN, I soon sailed into my drivway to see...a dead bird where my left front wheel normally resides. Guess I plowed into the poor thing last night at 11ish. Awwww. I had a devil of a time shoveling the deceased bird into a plastic bag. Never a dull moment. So, is this a good luck or bad luck day? I'm still not sure. Oh, yeah, i'm drunk on white wine now...
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