Brown socks with shorts and sneaks?

This is my newest outfit. Nothing premeditated about it. I had jeans on, the weather changed, I switched to my fave brown shorts and kept the socks. And they match! I even walked around the mall like this tonight. Is this even an issue?Maybe it's my wishful imagination, but this combo makes my legs seem tanner, hairier (!) and less thin. Honest to God! Regarding the hairy legs thing, I remain convinced there's something wrong with me...like I need hormone treatments or something. I mean, I'm RIDICULOUSLY smooth. Thank Christ it's not the 70s. I used to joke "maybe by 30, i'll be able to grow a beard." Um, no, and i'm afraid to even transform it into "maybe by 40." But I digress into issues that are borderline smutty. So I kinda dig the "i'm an alternative Village-type who wears brown socks with shorts, and I just don't give a damn" vibe. But I bought 2 for $5 flops tonight (gray and black if you wanted to know, after RIDICULOUS deliberation) at Old Navy, so the whole socks thing is JUST about to go to hell for 4 months or so anyway. I AM being premeditated about orchestrating a Brand New Beach Bum/Surf Look pour moi...