BREAKING NEWS: Jessica Simpson & John Mayer split, "still talking"

I'd just like to note that this earth-shattering headline was one of AOL's "top stories" on their main page. Is my sarcasm and profanity really even needed? I know there's a place for gossip in this world, but C'MON. Again, C'MON!! Even in a gossip sense of proportions, Taylor and Burton they are NOT. A TOP story?!?!?!?!?! One more time -- ?!?!?!??!!?!??!!???!??!?!!?!?!?!