"T.P."
So I guess it's far too arduous for people to say TOILET PAPER? Yes, another blog where I present myself to be most unstable, but I cannot STAND cutesy abbreviations or terminology. Maybe the T.P. thing comes from hearing Dipshit say it a lot. But it IS more than that. Some dumb cunt on Fox News was telling some "T.P." story today...I don't even fucking know what the story was about because as soon as she both said "T.P." aaaaaaaaaaaand I had to see the graphic on-screen, I just lost focus and became enraged. Ok, let's be clear, I didn't hurl my cup of tea against the wall and overturn the coffee table. But I was ANNOYED.
**I'd like to briefly digress and go back to where I called the Fox News bitch, I mean, news anchor a DUMB CUNT. I say things like that ALL the time...EVERY day. And THAT is something that would erupt into a media firestorm of hysterical, empty talking heads and suggestions that I be fired and go into counseling if I was famous and had said this. Al Sharpton SURELY would be involved if the anchorwoman was black, but today's DUMB CUNT was white. I'm not sure who'd represent Oppressed White Newswomen -- Walter Cronkite? Nancy Pelosi? Barbara Walters? -- but they'd be out calling for my head on a platter. But all i'm doing is being funny, profane, outraged. It's not PERSONAL. Maybe this broad IS a cunt, I'm JUST not sure; I don't know her. Just as likely, she's a lovely young Christian woman stuck on the Fox News Channel.
Now I've never used "nappy-headed" as part of an insult, but I use WHORE hourly, I think. And anyone in their right mind KNOWS i'm NOT chauvenistic, hateful, or uneducated. This is how people TALK, though, when they're venting. Calling her a "dumb LADY" just doesn't make me feel half as good. DUMB CUNT is certainly not in the same league as racist or hateful speech, but anyone with half a brain gets my point. I'm not defending Don Imus. I have NEVER liked him, actually. But what happened to him is ridiculous on SO many levels. Sue me for saying this, but if the Rutgers female basketball team was SO distraught over what Don Imus said -- at their age, and in this world -- they need to toughen the fuck up and quit whining. Don Imus isn't who they should be worried about with racism. And the whole DEFINITION of racism is fucked up if you ask me. People are different. People get mad. People call each other names. Every name uttered doesn't make people evil personified. Every case is different. There are no Blanket Rules. Oh, my God, this is far too complicated. I don't have time for this...I just wanted to rant about "T.P." being used for toilet paper.
Let me end by saying I also get extremely flustered when I hear WINGMAN or PREGAMING. And those are just two words off the top of my head. I think what you mean is that you need a FRIEND to hang out with while you DRINK before the MAIN PARTY or BAR. RIGHT????? Right.
**I'd like to briefly digress and go back to where I called the Fox News bitch, I mean, news anchor a DUMB CUNT. I say things like that ALL the time...EVERY day. And THAT is something that would erupt into a media firestorm of hysterical, empty talking heads and suggestions that I be fired and go into counseling if I was famous and had said this. Al Sharpton SURELY would be involved if the anchorwoman was black, but today's DUMB CUNT was white. I'm not sure who'd represent Oppressed White Newswomen -- Walter Cronkite? Nancy Pelosi? Barbara Walters? -- but they'd be out calling for my head on a platter. But all i'm doing is being funny, profane, outraged. It's not PERSONAL. Maybe this broad IS a cunt, I'm JUST not sure; I don't know her. Just as likely, she's a lovely young Christian woman stuck on the Fox News Channel.
Now I've never used "nappy-headed" as part of an insult, but I use WHORE hourly, I think. And anyone in their right mind KNOWS i'm NOT chauvenistic, hateful, or uneducated. This is how people TALK, though, when they're venting. Calling her a "dumb LADY" just doesn't make me feel half as good. DUMB CUNT is certainly not in the same league as racist or hateful speech, but anyone with half a brain gets my point. I'm not defending Don Imus. I have NEVER liked him, actually. But what happened to him is ridiculous on SO many levels. Sue me for saying this, but if the Rutgers female basketball team was SO distraught over what Don Imus said -- at their age, and in this world -- they need to toughen the fuck up and quit whining. Don Imus isn't who they should be worried about with racism. And the whole DEFINITION of racism is fucked up if you ask me. People are different. People get mad. People call each other names. Every name uttered doesn't make people evil personified. Every case is different. There are no Blanket Rules. Oh, my God, this is far too complicated. I don't have time for this...I just wanted to rant about "T.P." being used for toilet paper.
Let me end by saying I also get extremely flustered when I hear WINGMAN or PREGAMING. And those are just two words off the top of my head. I think what you mean is that you need a FRIEND to hang out with while you DRINK before the MAIN PARTY or BAR. RIGHT????? Right.
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