I hate wires

Have I bitched about this yet? I just can't deal with them. Everything on earth should be wireless. They're constantly getting tangled and knocking things over. It's my headphones that today -- and usually -- inspired my anger. This is absurd, I know. Sorry. It angers me. Infuriates even. Instant rage. OK, time to set that aside and prep for more drinking. I'm becoming QUITE the social animal again! I just hope there's no wires around me. It's a FINE last day of April!! Sunshine, pushing 80, free liquor, and dressed to impress...