Time to work on my bike...and OK, a last-minute RANT, too

Due to issues I won't get into, I've been forced offline in my house for the past 13 days. 13 DAYS!! But guess what? I've managed just fine. Between work, my parents', the library, a friend's house...i've managed to get online enough. And it's been LIBERATING. Don't get me wrong...I want the internet at home, and plan on getting it back ASAP. But life has gone on JUST fine, thank you. I haven't burst into flames. I haven't gotten the shakes. It's...yet again...an example of me dealing with a lemon and not making that big a deal out of it. MANY others would absolutely freak the fuck out and act like they're SO fucking important that they MUST have this issue fixed ASAP. Hmm, Dipshit comes to mind. But I digress. I'm fine, though. It helps, admittedly, that i've been busy. But still. Tonight I will begin tending to the used bike that has sat in my spare room since OCTOBER. Do the math...6 fucking months. Half a year. Just SITTING there. Ugh, I HATE that. I will get grease on my hands later and look forward to it! If the internet were operational, I guarantee I wouldn't go near the bike. I LOVE the internet, but I can spend far TOO much time on it, informational sponge that I am. Ahh, spring is finally here and I AM IN A GOOD MOOD! Thus concludes one of my Boring Blogs. At least I peppered it with the word FUCK.

**OK, last minute rant...what the FUCK is with both Donald Trump AND the Fox News Channel? It pains me to seem partisan, but the FNC is just so ridiculously anti-Rosie O'Donnell. They're on my last fucking nerve with their uptight, God-and-children-loving, middle aged white man, repressed, closed-minded fucking bullshit. And that includes you, too, Greta Van Susteren...well, fill in your own "she's practically a man anyway" joke. And Donald Trump...it didn't seem possible for him to be more pathetic and laughable than he was in Round One of his Rosie Feud...but he's wildly succeeded. And while Trump went ERRONEOUSLY on and on about THE VIEW'S "plummeting ratings" on about 15 different shows yesterday, not ONE anchor chimed in to note how 1) he was wrong and 2) how HIS ratings of THE APPRENTICE are actually the ones that have nosedived to the basement. Fucking clownish, fawning, sycophantic, uninformed, LYING asswipes, every one of them. UGH!!