Assfucks who won't jaywalk

So the very young and athletic young man and the vigorous big dog apparently both couldn't summon the energy to cross on red. Instead, I had to watch them from my car, rage building by the second, KNOWING that as soon as the light turned green and I wanted to floor a left, this FUCKNUT and his pooch would THEN step into the crosswalk. He had PLENTY of opportunities when cars wouldn't flatten him. Ugh. FUCKING UGH. I swear to you, my road rage only, and unbelievably, builds by the day. EVERYONE is a fucking moron. Earlier today, this car's going 10MPH up a very long hill by my house. I repeat, 10mph. As I get closer, I'm startled to see it's a CA plate. Not everyone, it seems, from the Golden State drives fast. THEN the complete fuckjob JUMPS THE CURB while trying to pull over. If there was only a camera on me to record my rage. Ah, but then it all made sense as I drove past to swing a left...A FUCKING ASIAN. And, please, save your letters...I don't give a shit about maligning Asian drivers. THEY CANNOT DRIVE. EVER. I'll go a step further...it was an Asian WOMAN...even worse. She had this befuddled look on her face, something like "me no know how I got behind wheel of car...that curb come from NOWHERE...this no rickshaw for sure!" I glared at her with disgust and resumed NORMAL speed. I've also noted how even on bike or foot, DRIVERS are going too slow for me...seriously. Jesus, i'm destined to be angry forever...unless I sedate myself...but then I'D be the one with no right driving. MMM, these $1.88 Oreos are GREAT!