Operation Free Bally's Gym Pass, Part Three

A dear reader wanted to hear more about this, and so here it is. Yesterday, I went to Bally's to activate my 3RD free pass in a year and 9 months. FUN! The first two were MONTH-long, whereas this one's only for two weeks. But that'll be enough to get me re-buff (not that I was a bloated mess) and re-into the routine of working out. And then...I'll perhaps get ANOTHER gym's pass. CAN I hit gyms for free for the rest of the summer?!?! The amusing thing is how frank I was this time with the staff. "Yes, I've been here before...about a year ago (reality: November, which is still fine...you're allowed a free pass every 6 months, lol)...I work freelance, and I'm jobless right now, so I canNOT sign up today...got the promotion in the mail, figured why not work out for free." It was mercifully painless and unawkward. Ten minutes and I was free to start. I'll stop short of saying the guy was annoyed with me, but he was clearly aware that I was a savvy manipulator just looking for a free ride. MOST don't take advantage of these free gym things...let alone 3 times in 21 months. And now let me share a sight that I've never seen before...and don't ever want to see again. In the bathroom area today was some pumped-up tool...a Latino one...has to be 40 at least. I recognize him from my other 2 free visits. He's one of those ever-present Gym Tools. I don't have the time/patience/energy to go into the endless ways he agitates. But today, in the middle of the bathroom at around 5pm, he stood in a thong. But that's not even the offensive part. One of the gym employee "trainers" was kneeling in front of him, PAINTING some kind of tanner/glistener shit on his chest. With a huge brush...like you use on a turkey. I really have to watch myself lately, because the words ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! are becoming less and less ones I utter in my mind or under my breath. Did they HAVE to do that THERE? It's so FUCKING inappropriate. I don't know where that IS appropriate, but a public gym is just NOT the place. But why are you doing it in the FIRST place? Tools, fucking tools. Hey, I'M pretty cut up and defined. Anyone wanna come over and baste me while I thrust my thonged cock in your face?