I need BIG BROTHER explained to me

I need to know why a single living soul spends a single moment watching this.

I need to know how anyone can remotely care about these vapid asswipes.

I need to know how a studio audience remains conscious during live airings.

I need to know how said studio audience is lured into their seats to begin with.

I need to know if Julie Chen actually finds anything remotely compelling about her job.

I need to know if anyone finds Julie Chen remotely compelling.

I need to know if William S. Paley is turning over in his grave.