Here we are in AUGUST...

And i'm elated to report I've made it this far sans air conditioner, and am 90% certain both weather and living conditions won't warrant my window being obstructed by one during the remainder of this summer! YAY! Haha, I won! Fuck you, air conditioner! See how competitive I am...even with objects. On a sadder note, on this, er, august occasion, I can report that all of my plants are completely dead, having borne ZERO fruit. You know, the ones I bought in April with such giddiness...peppers, strawberries and tomatoes. And the fiber optic grass has BEEN dead in my living room most of this entire time. Motherfuckers! What did I do wrong?! Finally, I simply ask, as usual...HOW THE FUCK IS IT AUGUST?!?!