Saturday, June 14, 2008

My newest inspiration...

The 91-year-old British woman now living in Iowa, who was forced by the flooding there into a shelter. Upset? Nervous? Sobbing? Not at all. Instead, she found the whole ordeal "exciting" and "an adventure." GOD FUCKING BLESS HER. I say it all the time...one MUSTN'T lose childlike enthusiasm. Tim Russert had it, this 91-YEAR-OLD woman STILL has it. And so do I. And I know I always will. And it infuriates me to see others, especially others MY age, so irritatingly dull and negative. Yup, this is me again saying that i'm actually very optimistic...though curious and interested in life are actually better adjectives. By the way, I spent about 15 minutes before crouched on my bathroom floor, terrified my house would be hit by lightning, it being the highest house on the block, and I being on the highest floor...and the lightning being UNRELENTING for a good hour, crashing all around me. It was rather scary. Go ahead, laugh. But I felt safer in a windowless small room. It was an...ADVENTURE!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you say false optimism? You live in a box (aka a TV). Pretty much every reference you "Blog" about is either something that has occurred within this thing you call "My-so-called-life-according-to-DipShit", or from something you've just seen on TV! Give me a fucking break already...you are completely pathetic. I love this part though...you are shocked that others your age are dull? Yeah...you probably haven't worked a solid worthy job YET in your life, have no concept of how to deal with a life long companion, and have no understanding of what it means to put your life aside for someone else. Please stop the bullshit heroics...you are they type of person who wishes they could be someone else. But in the end, realizes that it’s too hard to go out there and try...so you choose to live-out through those you see and hear about on TV.

In the words of a movie character named Yoda (which I’m sure you've probably blogged about somewhere in the heap of shit you claim to call reality), "Sad for you I feel! Need to come out of the closet you do!"

Come to terms with it...you blog about old ladies being adventurous (and I think there was something about have tea or lunch with Betty White?) It's time to fess up bro...

7:01 PM PDT  

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