FUCKING jury duty

I really can't emphasize how much I resent having to go tomorrow to "serve my civic duty." Fuck civics AND my duty. I just fucking did this barely more than 3 years ago, and I did it in September of 2000, too. THREE times in less than 8 years. The upshot is that then it'll be over with for at least another 3 years. Back in 2000, I somehow only went for one day...can I hope for the same miracle this time? Conversely, in 2005, I got picked for a jury and was there like 4 days. I can still see the defendant's face in my mind...well, kinda. Bearded little runt.

Jesus, the last time is SO clear to me...HOW has it been 3 years and 3 months?! I hope the sardonic, condescending announcer lady is still there...admonishing people on their cell phones to shut the fuck up and reminding them that no one wants to hear the details of their life. So, SO rarely I get that immense satisfaction.

GOD, I'm pissed off I have to wake up early for this fucking shit. The Morning People strike again. I ask you...WHY can't we meet at, say, NOON for this bullshit? And not 8:30am? WHY, MOTHERFUCKERS, WHY?!?! You'll have no answer for me other than "because that's the way it is." I LOATHE you early birds who define the daily timeline of this life more than I can possibly express.