Operation Free Bally's Pass, Part 4

Imagine my delight at spying yet another "30 DAYS FREE!" limited time only pass in the NY Post the other day. And off I went today to redeem it! And for the 2nd time, I didn't even have to endure the hard-sell tour and "presentation." I'd say that's 60% due to my smarts and cunning...waiting till 3:30pm on a Sunday, when they close at 5, to saunter in and demand my free month. As I suspected, the staffing was pretty lax...more so than ever. The girl just briefly looked at my torn-from-the-paper advertisement and waved me through. But then I realized, hmm, I'll need to be ON FILE, though, to work out past today...and today WAS the last day of the promotion. So, naturally, I worked out till almost 4:30, THEN went back to the front desk on my way out, explaining my situation to another girl. Said Other Girl was as agreeable as the first one, merely taking my ID, typing me into the system, and I was good to go!

This was by far the easiest time i've had YET. Not ONE awkward, excruciating "here's all our payment plans..." moment! Fucking FANTASTIC!! And ideal timing...this will lead me RIGHT into Memorial Day weekend with a freshly chiseled physique! This is the 4th time since October 2005 I've worked out at Bally's for free...3 of those times for a solid month. Only last summer was I relegated to the mere 2 week deal. That reminds me...I have 3 other one-day passes left for ANOTHER gym. Open your eyes, people...there are FREE SHIT offers all around you!! Which reminds me...mark your calendars...I saw yesterday that April 29 is Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry's!!