Dear Anonymous Comment Person of this morning,
Though it's tempting to launch into a profanity-filled tirade against you, I won't. I actually THINK you meant well, albeit in an obnoxious, misguided way. You also get bonus points for perfect grammar and spelling, so you're not a total moron. Oops, there I go...sorry. Otherwise, though, your "comment" is baseless. To clue others in, you basically said 1) maybe i'm jealous of Dipshit and 2) need to get my OWN life together and 3) not spend my valuable time organizing my closet.
I can assure you with every fiber of my being i'm not REMOTELY jealous of Dipshit. And my life has actually steadily gotten better over the past year or so, not that I was homeless and in a drug-fueled spiral before then. And organizing my closet and Bigger Life Things aren't mutually exclusive. In fact, any idiot Life Coach or organizational expert will tell you that having an uncluttered existence can only fuel growth in the Bigger Issues. Last but not least, I find it ironic that you commented on the blog where I muse on Dipshit's late-weeknight phonecalls. See, Dipshit is ANNOYING. Greatly so. That's ALL my blog reflects...my FUCKING ENDLESS ANNOYANCE. It has nothing to do with jealousy or some Single White Male obsession with him. Sometimes things are JUST what they appear to be, sans no Deeper Oprah-esque Issue. And WHEN i'm annoyed by him, which is always, he's actually STUNTING any productivity or creativity of mine in other Big Important Areas. Like the other night, when I was actually trying to craft a very important email...but had to listen to his motherfucking whiny voice till 1:30am. Get it? Do you FUCKING GET IT?
So you're completely wrong on all fronts. And I just had to point that out to you...whoever the fuck you are...and I AM intrigued, as always, by who you could be. I mean, it's amusing if you're someone I know well and i'm telling you you're a fucking idiot. I'm glad your cushy little life is perfect and you strive, strive, strive every moment of your days to fulfill your potential...or perhaps you're just an empty vessel...or maybe you're someone who effortlessly has interest in a field that pays well and for which there's a clear path. Goody for you. Who the fuck knows. I just know i'm irritated when people are so completely wrong about me in any way and there's a way I can defend myself. Part of me said "let it go," but I can't. JEALOUS of DIPSHIT?!?! More outrageous fighting words were never spoken!
If you had a valid point, I'd honestly consider it; i'm not unyielding or afraid of being challenged. Fact is, though, I usually wind up back at my original opinion (this is my gentle, non-obnoxious way of saying i'm usually right). I also have enough years under my belt to know (Arrogance Alert again) -- hell, I thought this when I was 18 -- I have a bit more going on upstairs than most people around me...bigger dreams, more daily goals, deeper thoughts, MUCH less patience. And it's not easy. And it's often contradictory. And i'm often stressed. And i'm JUST trying to get through each day. And Dipshit IMPEDES that progress. And there's much more than that, but that's MORE than enough rambling about one stupid ass blog comment. I guess I should THANK you, though...for...well, you can figure that out...
I can assure you with every fiber of my being i'm not REMOTELY jealous of Dipshit. And my life has actually steadily gotten better over the past year or so, not that I was homeless and in a drug-fueled spiral before then. And organizing my closet and Bigger Life Things aren't mutually exclusive. In fact, any idiot Life Coach or organizational expert will tell you that having an uncluttered existence can only fuel growth in the Bigger Issues. Last but not least, I find it ironic that you commented on the blog where I muse on Dipshit's late-weeknight phonecalls. See, Dipshit is ANNOYING. Greatly so. That's ALL my blog reflects...my FUCKING ENDLESS ANNOYANCE. It has nothing to do with jealousy or some Single White Male obsession with him. Sometimes things are JUST what they appear to be, sans no Deeper Oprah-esque Issue. And WHEN i'm annoyed by him, which is always, he's actually STUNTING any productivity or creativity of mine in other Big Important Areas. Like the other night, when I was actually trying to craft a very important email...but had to listen to his motherfucking whiny voice till 1:30am. Get it? Do you FUCKING GET IT?
So you're completely wrong on all fronts. And I just had to point that out to you...whoever the fuck you are...and I AM intrigued, as always, by who you could be. I mean, it's amusing if you're someone I know well and i'm telling you you're a fucking idiot. I'm glad your cushy little life is perfect and you strive, strive, strive every moment of your days to fulfill your potential...or perhaps you're just an empty vessel...or maybe you're someone who effortlessly has interest in a field that pays well and for which there's a clear path. Goody for you. Who the fuck knows. I just know i'm irritated when people are so completely wrong about me in any way and there's a way I can defend myself. Part of me said "let it go," but I can't. JEALOUS of DIPSHIT?!?! More outrageous fighting words were never spoken!
If you had a valid point, I'd honestly consider it; i'm not unyielding or afraid of being challenged. Fact is, though, I usually wind up back at my original opinion (this is my gentle, non-obnoxious way of saying i'm usually right). I also have enough years under my belt to know (Arrogance Alert again) -- hell, I thought this when I was 18 -- I have a bit more going on upstairs than most people around me...bigger dreams, more daily goals, deeper thoughts, MUCH less patience. And it's not easy. And it's often contradictory. And i'm often stressed. And i'm JUST trying to get through each day. And Dipshit IMPEDES that progress. And there's much more than that, but that's MORE than enough rambling about one stupid ass blog comment. I guess I should THANK you, though...for...well, you can figure that out...
posted by Gregoire at 10:12 PM
1 Comments:
Finally, the best posting you've made yet! I knew it would take this blog to a new place...that's why I made those comments. I'd much rather hear/read about you (with minor references to DIPSHIT) than hear constant babble about the things that piss you off...give me something "tangible"...use what you have going on in your head to keep this new facet of the blog going!!! Interest me enough to continue the "read"...Gregoire!
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