Pants without pockets

I DO speak of the Old Navy pajama bottoms I have on now. Had them for years, but long ago switched to another pair...and i'm now reminded why. NO FUCKING POCKETS. It is infuriating beyond belief. Where to put my keys, cellphone, piece of scrap paper, and pen that I routinely walk around the house with? Infuriating to the point where I'm getting rid of them ASAP...fuck this. By week's end, they'll be in a Goodwill bin. And you know what, the same goes for shorts. ALL gym shorts should have pockets. If you hit the gym in summer, where the fuck are you supposed to stuff your keys and wallet? So I'll bid a teary farewell by week's end to THESE, too...ALSO from Old Navy! What's up with that?

Yes, my friends, it is finally that time...the week I being The Streamlining of Clothes Project, Part 2. Part 1 was January of 2006, I believe. This time i'm being even HARSHER in my elimination process. Oh, I can't wait! By the way, all DRESS SHIRTS, too, should have pockets. I demand fucking pockets!