Gary fixes a clogged drain...and BECOMES A MAN!

The kitchen sink "drained slowly" since Thursday. I'm SURE it's because Dipshit doesn't know that's it not a garbage disposal and his endless pasta and veggies have finally become a clog. Well, I kept trying to shoot hot water down the drain, tried stabbing down the drain with a plastic knife and large bamboo shoot (don't ask), and even poured the remaining 8-year-old Draino into it. Nothing. So yesterday I googled "how to clear a clogged drain." The hot water thing came up again, but it mentioned something I'd NEVER even thought of...a plunger! Of COURSE! I mean, it really is a case where I felt like a complete moron for not having thought of a plunger before. I was convinced another eye-rolling visit (surely at 7am) from the landlord and a plumber was in my near future. But NO!! After my 1pm breakfast today, I filled up the sink with like 2 inches of hot water, then plunged away. Within 2 minutes, water was rushing down the drain! GARY fixed it! GARY fixed a pipe!! I felt beyond triumphant! Dipshit mentioned buying Draino...good, I hope he did, and wasted both his money and his time. His kitchen sink food bullshit has grated on my nerves for YEARS, and I think this is finally the perfect way to SOMEhow bring it up...though I don't know how I'll do it without calling him a fucking idiot. I'll keep you posted. When he asked me Thursday night if I'd noticed the clogged drain, I felt like throwing a blunt object at his head. It was another moment when I struggled not to lose it. Anyway, it's FIXED! Because of ME! No landlord or plumber needed! Gary's all growed up, y'all!!