Approaching road rage from a devilish new angle

While still in bed this morning, I began pondering the many times I've been infuriated on Rt. 3 by left-lane assfucks. No, this isn't something I dwell on often from bed...but for some reason, I was, and the funniest idea came to me. Next time this happens, I should speed up to pass the idiot, swerve in front of him...and then slow practically to a grinding halt. Say he's doing 50...I'll do 45...maybe even less. Now I certainly don't wanna enrage NORMAL, SMART drivers, so the timing of such an action would depend greatly on the situation. Ideally, it'd be JUST the one dumb fuck in back of me, so I'M not now the reason for enraging others behind him. God, the thought of this tickles me. I won't be able to drive so slowly for any more than about 5 minutes, but i'm pretty sure my fucking point would get across. And if they try to go around ME...I'll speed up. I'll slow THEM down the best I can!