Do I have the hair of a black man?

I'm looking for a new hairbrush tonight in Kmart and I soon notice that on all the kinds of brushes I want -- like a solid layer of bristle for the "flattening down" portion of my hair care routine -- there's black people on the packaging. Not that I care. But let's be honest...you generally only see SOLELY black models on items geared to the black community. There was also some, um, black lingo in the copywriting that made me feel like humming ACROSS 110TH STREET. Very, very odd...though amusing. No, I didn't buy a brush there. They didn't have my old reliable Conair brand. But I walked out feeling BAD ASS!