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I bought tartar sauce tonight for the first time EVER. I wasn't even sure what aisle to find it in...though I guessed correctly -- "condiments." I've just never been a big fish eater...but it's a new year, dammit...let's mix things up! What spurred this was actually the fish my parents gave me last night to take home. Coincidentally, it was half-price week on all Gorton's items, so I put my faith in the Gorton's fisherman and procured some crispy fish sticks. It's sad, but true, that I felt very exotic buying the fish. Even a mass-produced boxed item. Exotic IS what you make it! It MAY have also been the first time EVER i've bought fish, but I can't confirm that. So HOW pathetic is this posting? Yet I'm honestly tickled about these fishy goings-on.