ROOMIE RAGE continues...
Here's just a small sampling of what my ears have had to endure over the past TWO fucking hours and counting as he watches his alma mater Syracuse play basketball in his room, which is right next to the living room, where I'M struggling to now hear "24" and not take an aluminum bat to his skull...
-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP (each "clap" represents actual # of claps -- so sad, but I started to count)
-"YES!"
-"NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!"
-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP
-"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
-"WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP
-"WOW!"
-NASAL GIGGLING (i'm guessing a reaction to an incoming text message)
-"NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!"
-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP
-"YES!"
-"WOOOW!"
-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP
-"Dude, he got pulled out after another dumb play." (just one sentence from the obligatory post-game, pointless, excited, nasal-voiced phone call, whereupon he fancies himself an ESPN commentator)
Aaaaaaaaaaand MY daily nightmare (well, one of many) continues. Anyone wanna trade housing? Rent's SUPER cheap, but the trade-off is your sanity.
-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP (each "clap" represents actual # of claps -- so sad, but I started to count)
-"YES!"
-"NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!"
-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP
-"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
-"WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP
-"WOW!"
-NASAL GIGGLING (i'm guessing a reaction to an incoming text message)
-"NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!"
-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP
-"YES!"
-"WOOOW!"
-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP
-"Dude, he got pulled out after another dumb play." (just one sentence from the obligatory post-game, pointless, excited, nasal-voiced phone call, whereupon he fancies himself an ESPN commentator)
Aaaaaaaaaaand MY daily nightmare (well, one of many) continues. Anyone wanna trade housing? Rent's SUPER cheap, but the trade-off is your sanity.
posted by Gregoire at 6:08 PM
2 Comments:
Is it a red-neck, cupped hand clap? The fast pitter-pat palm clap of a giddy teenaged girl? Or the slow determined, full armed clap of a smug SOB who knows people are listening/watching?
Just curious.
oh gosh. hehe. just a thought, but why don't you sneak a picture and help put a face to a name for us, of "dipshit".. and then finally, just FINALLY, all us "anonymous" folk, would know who we're talking about everytime you hiss and rant :)
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