Al Gore, GO AWAY!!

I'm so fucking beyond tired of hearing and seeing Al Gore. I'm equally infuriated with all these celebs endlessly praising him like he cured cancer. He "lost" the election more than 6 years ago now...let's get over it and move on. I voted for him...but not because I was SUPER GAGA over him. Look at the alternative I had. But he lost. And he IS a bore...always has been, always will be. Him and Tipper love each other to PIECES...whoopdefuckingdo...I don't give a fuck. That's not why I vote for politicians. Quit being coy about running again; you're gonna make DeCaprio come in his pants. All the celebs panting for him and trying to get up his rectum at the Oscars...oh, Christ, it's all so nauseating. What a shock his life-altering documentary won the Oscar. And Etheridge's song from the movie was BEST of the year?! I've never even heard it. AHHHHHHHHH!!

I'm SICK of hearing about The Environment and Global Warming, too, OK??!?! Don't litter, don't pollute...end of my Greenpeace stance. And guess what, dipshits? Not EVERY January warm spell and Katrina-strength storm means THE EARTH'S TEMP is to blame. It's called WEATHER. It CHANGES. Daily. I'm not DISCOUNTING global warming...i'm just saying 1) i'm sick of hearing about it, 2) its power is yet to be definitively determined, 3) it's not to blame for every extreme weather event. And Al Gore didn't discover it. So, Al, can you take Tipper and hop in with Ed Begley, Jr. in his energy-saving car and ride off into the sunset? Please, I beg of you.