The plight of Miss USA...WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?!?!?!

And the insipid media strikes again. There is not a single THREAD of this "story" that REMOTELY has value. So it's a given that the media are again a crop of morons for salivating over this. But does the spoonfed public now actually care, too? If so, you're a fucking idiot. Stay away from me. **OK, BREAKING NEWS...AS I write this, my RAGE has actually DOUBLED...THIS is the TOP STORY ON THE NOON NEWS!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! OH, MY FUCKING GOD, I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!! INSANITY!! THIS IS BEYOND A NEW LOW...AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE FOR THE MEDIA. This absolutely necessitates a profanity-laden email or two to local news stations. Oh, look, here's story #2...the less important one...the first beams going up at Ground Zero...