Public urination

I'm sure i've talked about this before...how I increasingly find it a delightful challenge to find places outside I can piss. When there's not a stress-free bathroom in sight, that is. It's not like I leave my apartment to piss behind a car. NYC's always a great place to play this game. And it is indeed EXTRA fun to do this during daylight hours...as I did last month in North Wildwood, NJ. But I found another old email gem from 2 years ago that sparked this blog...

SUBJECT LINE: "problem bladder"

BODY: "It's truly an annoyance unlike few others. Well, ok, like MANY others. I'm becoming increasingly adept at urinating in public...particularly at night. Example...last week, I stood on the wraparound ledge of this very library about 730pm and pissed into a bush, the ledge blocking my nether region from the view of houses and highway traffic. Refreshed, I walked inside for internet play..."

**Now, some may ask, "um, Gary, doesn't the library have a bathroom?" Of course they do. But it's one of those ones where you have to ask the fucking front desk person for a key, and THEN the bathroom's RIGHT there in front of them, and you (well, I) feel like every plop of piss emanating from my cock is being heard and monitored. So fucking agitating. It's just SO much easier to go outside on the ledge. I mean, no flushing!