I feel like an alien

So it's only appropriate I stumbled upon WAR OF THE WORLDS on cable. Why an alien, you ask? The usual...the escalating disconnectedness I feel at family parties. All my peers with their spouses and multiple children and perfectly scripted All-American Lives. And let's not forget the requisite "I'm pregnant!" announcement, which results in almost unbearable glee. I love my family, and I wish them happiness, but I feel utterly out of the loop. I mean, truly, like i'm from Saturn. Only during the last 5 years have I felt this way...the reasons are clear and many. I'm REALLY struggling not to say something like "I can't fucking WAIT until FUCKING Christmas is FUCKING over!"