Gary is...oh, this is my blog?

I literally walk this earth now thinking of myself in the Facebook third person, dreaming of zippy one liners or two. To the point where I REALLY need to ponder how i'm gonna use this blog. I'm bored by it, almost in the same way I am by handwriting into a diary, I mean, journal -- I realize i'm a man and we're supposed to say JOURNAL so as to appear more masculine.

Anyway, at the very least, i'm trying to maintain my New Year's resolution to FOCUS on writing ANYthing, so that's why i'm rambling here now. Terribly boring. Bear with me; every now and then, I'm sure I can resume being interesting here in this format....