It's so VERY hard to write "hey"
Dipshit curiously left a note on Thursday before he left for a very extended weekend. He asked that I leave my "current email address." He'll probably be back tomorrow, so I figured late tonight would be a good time to finally email him. But WHY must I email him? He reciprocated by leaving his cell number...though it's already in my phonebook, but NOT programmed into my phone, a decision I long ago made; I couldn't bear to see his name come up on my phone in any manner.
But it's all odd to me. I don't trust it. I feel like he's plotting some Big Announcement via email. OR that he'll start bombarding me with DUMBASS requests like he used to via IM..."can you defrost my chicken?" I don't EVER wanna see his name in my inbox. I even pondered creating a new dummy account over the weekend JUST to give him...which I'd never look at. UGH, I just don't like this. I guess I should be happy that he didn't ask me for my cellphone number.
ANYWAY...it was just funny to me how long I labored over this simple email. I didn't wanna remotely be conversational or show the slightest interest in his life. But I didn't wanna be so curt as to JUST write something in the subject line, with no message. At first, I put "hey" in the subject line, but then I thought writing "this is my email" in the message would be obvious and redundant. SO...I just wrote "this is my email" in the subject line, followed by "hey, see ya soon, G" in the message. Done. Bracing for impact. Can't BELIEVE I just wrote a blog on this inane subject.
But it's all odd to me. I don't trust it. I feel like he's plotting some Big Announcement via email. OR that he'll start bombarding me with DUMBASS requests like he used to via IM..."can you defrost my chicken?" I don't EVER wanna see his name in my inbox. I even pondered creating a new dummy account over the weekend JUST to give him...which I'd never look at. UGH, I just don't like this. I guess I should be happy that he didn't ask me for my cellphone number.
ANYWAY...it was just funny to me how long I labored over this simple email. I didn't wanna remotely be conversational or show the slightest interest in his life. But I didn't wanna be so curt as to JUST write something in the subject line, with no message. At first, I put "hey" in the subject line, but then I thought writing "this is my email" in the message would be obvious and redundant. SO...I just wrote "this is my email" in the subject line, followed by "hey, see ya soon, G" in the message. Done. Bracing for impact. Can't BELIEVE I just wrote a blog on this inane subject.
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