A (not entirely) shocking Dipshit development??!!??

Spied a complete set of Robbins Diamonds literature on his desk as I breezed through his room tonight. You know what THAT means?? Or do we? To be clear, my first thought was HE'S GETTING ENGAGED!! And, really, what else COULD it mean? Who knows. I think it's entirely, 100% the logical conclusion to come to. He was in the shower at the time, so I tried fingering through it a bit for clarification. I'm awful, I know. OK, I really don't give a shit. Hey, as i've said a million times, he leaves EVERYthing right on his desk, and it's a railroad apt, so i'm gonna see things...and when I DO, yeah, i'm gonna investigate if it pertains to my peace/sanity/need to scrounge up more rent. But it was all stuffed tightly into some official plastic thing, so I didn't wanna pry too much...hopefully I can do that tomorrow when he's at work and i'm not in danger of being caught. Yes, this WOULD be EXACTLY what I was predicting. He's been seein this chick more than a year now...and has spent practically EVERY single weekend at her place since Labor Day. I hate jumping the gun with predictions, but this is a MOST intriguing development....