Dipshit sleeps with stuffed animals...

...and is NOW on the phone talking about taking one of them on his flight to Florida tomorrow. Really, what more could I add? Well, maybe you're wondering what KIND of stuffed animals? They're like 4 red little bulls that he places across his pillows each day after he wakes up. Not sure of their significance, but they've ALWAYS been here. There's also a greenish Phillies thing and some brown bear. It's at this point that I refresh you with the fact that this is a 33-year-old man. And it's at THIS point that I go...YAY, HE'S GOING TO FLORIDA FOR A LONG WEEKEND!! I JUST found this out and am overjoyed. He's only been here on 5 or 6 weekends since mid May (!?!?!?), so my life in that respect has been SPECTACULAR. The unexpectedness of it all has only made it more rewarding. He had his beach house all summer, and then began his trips to visit the suddenly-serious girlfriend in Philly most weekends. Seriously, words can't even express how life altering his romance has been to ME.