Sit the fuck down and wipe those smug looks off your faces, Hillary haters

It's IOWA. A CAUCUS in Iowa. The first step. And a fucking wacky one at that. It's perception and momentum for Obama, sure. Historically, though, it really means nothing. So some perspective, please...oh, who am I kidding? No one has any. I don't even say this as some rah-rah Hillary lover, but more so as someone unspeakably irritated/amused by those who so hate her. So, actually, perhaps it's best she lost tonight. Will make your dejected heartbreak all the more satisfying come November. And no one does Smug Face like ME...