1:40am...sippin' Baileys...outta my swanky Baileys glass...
Yes, i'm in a MUCH better mood now. There's SILENCE. Complete late-night silence. I love it. My twinkling small white Xmas lights on, i'm relishing my Baileys...won last night in the annual Cousins Grab Bag Fightfest. Yes, that's right, it was yet another Xmas party...and, mercifully, the last. I hate how that sounds...I love my family dearly. But it's just all...too much. On many levels. In too short a time. I had some really good Saranac beer last night, too...caramel flavor among the 4 different kinds I had...mmm. I looked like a drunk as I stuffed the empty bottles into my coat upon leaving...for my beer bottle collection, of course. Now i'll have to price this Baileys gift...it was a relatively big bottle that came with TWO really cool Baileys glasses. DEF more than the super cheap $15 "grab bag price"...for which i'm elated. My gift? Beer. A 12-pack. Came to $14.97. Am I fucking good or what? There's an anecdote about the white trash stupid ass bitch at the register who couldn't figure out how to combine the $12.97 remaining on my AmEx gift card with $2 in cash, and wasted a good 3 minutes of my time, but it's too exhausting. A note pad, plea for supervisor assistance, and 2 different registers were involved. Now that I think of it, she kinda resembled Andrea Yates. C'mon, you get the reference, right?! And how cool, too, how perfectly the gift card balance & beer total all rounded out! I couldn't believe it! So, yeah, i'm sipping that Baileys now, and all is right with the world, and today wasn't so bad after all. In fact, i'm feeling rather self-satisfied right now. Clink!
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