What if I write an anonymous email to the library asking that they all SHUT THE FUCK UP?

Do you think they'd actually self-assess their aggravating behavior? Or just take turns viewing the email while calling ME an asshole? Hmm. After a very large boulder...ok, rock...dislodged itself from the library's landscaping 2 winters ago and hurled itself through the iron fence behind me, strong enough to completely contort the fence, and missing me by 5 seconds...yes, I wrote an email then, too. No reply. I could've been killed...LOL? Yet these bastards couldn't even say I'M SORRY FOR YOUR SCARY CLOSE CALL??! Sonsofbitches.