An update on Dipshit and the recyclables

More for my edification than anyone else's. I just like to talk these things out. So since January 2, Dipshit's recyclables have been piling up in the hall closet, some in bags, others strewn about. He FINALLY mentioned them to me tonight. Motherfucker comes into the living room at 9pm and asks for clarification of whether tonight is when recyclables go out because "they're really piling up in there." He quickly mumbled something about how he'll have to take them out tonight. Now i'm sitting there, wanting to lunge at him and push him through the 3rd story window. I act distracted..."what's tonight? uhh, yeah, they go out tonight." As if I didn't know. I'D ALREADY BROUGHT THE FUCKING BIN TO THE CURB. And that was that. From that point on, I was SURE...and I mean SURE...that he was gonna have the audacity to ask me to help him bring HIS shit outside. You see, there'd be like 4 or 5 grocery bags of shit to bring outside, and Lord knows Dipshit wouldn't be able to wrap them all around his 2 arms like a true urban soldier. Or make 2 trips. No, he'd want help. I'm SURE of it. So I was tense the rest of the night, anticipating an awkward chat where I say I know it's petty, but they're his cans and bottles, so no, I WON'T help him bring them out. And the clock ticks...and ticks. And now it's 12:23am, and guess what? That's right...NOTHING went outside. It wasn't mentioned again and the pile-up will now continue. He is a FUCKING LAZY ASSHOLE. And what the fuck's with him TELLING me about the "piling up" of shit? It's like he wants a fucking medal for Being Aware and On Top of Things...in and of itself infuriating, but doubly so since he's 6 FUCKING WEEKS behind the eight ball!! FUCK HIM!! Just fucking take them outside and don't have a goddamn discussion with me about it!!!!!!! EVERYthing has to be a FUCKING CONVERSATION with him! Just DO it! OK, I feel better now. I hope my rage amused someone. Heavy sigh. I guess I should be thankful that at LEAST he's AWARE things are getting out of hand in the hall closet. Maybe he'll be moved to action in the coming days. I'll surely keep you posted.