Hands-free car phones...like, OMG, it's the TALKING that's the distraction!?!?

Get the FUCK outta town! You're KIDDING me! You mean, even if you don't physically have a phone to your ear and you're speeding down the Turnpike at 80mph, you're STILL putting yourself and others at risk of an accident if you're just concentrating on and talking to The Voice??!!!?!?! Well, this is just EYE-OPENING, America! I absolutely NEVER would have put that together in my OWN little head if someone didn't do a costly study to ascertain what GARY COULD HAVE TOLD YOU YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sat staring blankly at my TV screen tonight, twitching with rage, as some "expert" on NBC informed, with astonishment, the polished (AND incredulous) newswoman of the study's findings. That gun I don't have...I REALLY needed it again.