Monday, January 08, 2007

GPS systems...yes, allow me to bitch about this bullshit, too

Yet another way to dumb people down. Now i'm great with directions, I admit...but I don't get how EVERYONE isn't. It's like driving and shitting for me...effortless. SO completely not difficult. But let's get right to my main point...READING MAPS. Fuck GPS systems...OPEN a fucking Rand McNally map, you stupid jackass fucks. I'll even allow Mapquest...hell, I use it all the time. It often supplies more detail, down to the street. There is ZERO, ZERO, ZERO reason to have to go somewhere and rely solely on some fucking talking machine in your car to get you there. "BACK OUT OF YOUR DRIVEWAY...TURN RIGHT...GO TO THE CORNER...LOOK BOTH WAYS..." and so on. UTTERLY INFURIATING!!!!! And then I have to endure the post-arrival "well, we got lost...our directions told us to...(fill in the blank with what GPS God told them to do, as they blindly drove without regard to THEIR vision, smarts, or instincts)" People are just so jawdroppingly dumb. They want EVERYthing done for them, physically AND mentally. And yet, they all think they're SO smart and trendy. But, no, trust Gary...they're idiots. Is there anyone left I HAVEN'T insulted? I'm starting to hear crickets as I write these blogs. Yet, I just thought of something ELSE to bitch about...

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