You know what Gary loves?

When people talk about things WITHIN EARSHOT that directly pertain to me, but they haven't told ME yet. Either on the phone or to physically present other humans. Dipshit just did it. And others have done it to me MANY times before. Which is funny because I'm seriously one of the sharpest people around. Yet do they think i'm an idiot? I don't THINK I project such an image. Hmm. Is it some passive-aggressive thing? Or are they indeed JUST so stupid that they don't think I can hear them? I'd love to come right out and ask them. But I won't. In THIS case, I don't really mind...as I knew the crucial information in question weeks ago precisely BECAUSE i'm so fucking bright and savvy. Funny.