Gary needs money. BADLY.

OK, Oprah and "The Secret" morons...I'm gonna put out into the universe now that I WANT MONEY TO COME MY WAY! THIS week! I want a lucrative job offer...or three. I want my financial worries to cease. And then I'll enjoy the final week of unofficial summer knowing i'm over the hump...and then LIVE IT UP in the gloriously underrated month of September. Yes, that's what I want. Not too much to ask. Hear that, universe?! I'm wishing it...so it BEST happen!