Seeking: smart, sarcastic, laid back, child-free new male friends

Yes, it's come to this. But i'm fucking pissed off that i'm sitting here on Sunday night of Memorial Day weekend with absolutely no prospects. Perhaps I should make this the night I start drinking by myself at less-than-packed bars? I've really fucking had it. So if you're a Hudson County, NJ or NYC reader of my blog and find me fascinating, and think I'd find you equally so, and you also like to drink regularly, curse like a sailor and mock others, DO get in touch with me. Night owls encouraged...as you'll bore me to tears if you start nodding off at midnight. And I can't stress enough...having a child or the need to endlessly discuss your ball and chain...er, wife or girlfriend...won't be tolerated. Self-interested motherfuckers only, please. I have romantic visions of all the classic writers who would drink together till dawn at storied NYC watering holes. Hey, I guess I shouldn't discriminate...so if you're female and the Elaine Benes type, you can feel free to hit me up, too. I'd be amazed if this naked plea worked. But stranger things have happened.