Sunday, January 28, 2007

"Take your hat off, you're inside."

Windbag Trump said this tonight to his underlings, and it got my blood boiling, because it is a rule that I have ALWAYS LOATHED. And it's kinda odd, because I actually pride myself pretty much on being polite and proper and exhibiting "he's such a nice boy!" social skills. But this hat bullshit is just that. It's ridiculous, archaic, completely asinine. There's a REASON I wear hats a lot...my hair looks like a rat's nest, and I simply look good in a hat. I FEEL good in a hat. This isn't an issue unique to me...think Tim McGraw. MANY men look better -- sometimes or always, bald or with Fabio locks -- in a hat. It frames the face better or SOMEthing...I just often feel more attractive in a hat. But THEN...you go somewhere and some righteous bore (which has in the past included many relatives, good friends' parents, and my own mother -- sorry, mom) tells me to take my hat off. WHO am I insulting by keeping my hat on? GOD?? MY COUNTRY?? Now, again, I remain conflicted in a way...and there certainly ARE places where I'll judge you as harshly as Pat Robertson if you have a hat on...like, say, CHURCH...even though I'm not religious. And you obviously don't head off to most jobs wearing a hat. I'm mainly talking about someone's house, I guess. Or a museum, hospital, RESTAURANT...ooooo, that's a good one. Now there's McDonald's and there's The 21 Club...and different rules apply. Oh! The White House or Capitol...what to do THEN? Again, even i'm conflicted. Let's stick to people's houses, though. I just SO resent the "YOU weren't raised right!" SHAME inflicted on you if you dare keep your hat on. DO NOT tell me how to act or imply that you're somehow more cultured and mannered than I am. FUCK YOU!! It's deplorable you need to embarrass someone so you can feel morally superior...and over a HAT!?!? Again...FUCK YOU!! SO typical Trump said this, of all people...speaks volumes. WITH my hat on, i'm better than a lot of you, so spare me your indignation and focus on your OWN far more grievous faults.

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